Obligatory Pirates post. Four main impressions:

1. Norrington is my boyfriend. And has the total moral high ground. "Where's your latest fiancé?" = owwwch. :D

2. In the same vein, Elizabeth has become even more of a nasty ho. WORST PERSON EVER. Which leads us to...

3. ... the BEST person ever, who happens to be TOM HOLLANDER. Loved him in Pride & Prejudice, loved him here in a silly wig being all sinister. East India PWNS (has a monopoly on) YOU.

4. WTF? Nothing made any sense in this movie. It could have been like an hour shorter. But I suppose I enjoyed it. O__o

#1: NEVER see "Logan's Run". I saw it for Michael York, because he was a very good Tybalt and a very good D'artagnan. Turns out he wasn't a very good Logan. >___<;;

#2: Join wehatedickens! If you hate Dickens, that is. Obviously.